An Ode To Sesame Street:
♫ One of these things is not like the others,
One of these things just doesn’t belong,
Can you tell which thing is not like the others
By the time I finish my song? ♫
I’ve been waiting all day to catch the ‘Faithful Christian Man’ in this Christian Mingle advertisement that is supposed to fit my profile and demographic. Ad Two… Um? His profile looks like that for real, for real? Where do I… nevermind.
I love it when unknown drones try to figure me out… everyone knows I like taller men. Ah, ah, ahhh now… don’t judge me.